After a long work day, you come home to your needy baby, hungry for you.

Losing someone close to you is so hard. Let me comfort you with love and outercourse.

Everyone has that favorite professor, right? The one who always said something just the right way to turn you on...

It's a busy morning in the office and you're getting the hang of things. After a day of meetings, I get home and learn a lot more about you.

You're safe with me, honey, I'm here to protect you, my lover and my soulmate.

You've been working so hard lately and I know you need sleep. So when you wake up, just cuddle in my arms and go back to sleep ♡

You're a great sparring partner and friend, but you're pissed that I always hold back when we fight. You've invited me over to get to the bottom it.

If your girlfriend was a day of the week, she'd be a Sunday with no plans. She's lounging in bed reading.