House hunting is all about timing. I know we'll find a place soon. Let's relax and keep looking.

Space Captain Tom Banter is stranded on Venus, a female-only planet where men are turned into personal breeding machines.

You've been crushing on your therapist for months now, and today he finally plays with you, in a wicked way.

I was looking forward to watching this horror movie alone, but then you and your friend showed up. I want to be mad, but I can't be.

Um, is this a date?

She's great at her job, but there is one more thing she can do to make you happy - like bending over your desk.

Your edgy vampire girlfriend is utterly in love with you and plans to make you immortal so she can be your mistress forever.

Have a seat... you deserve a break. And a drink (or maybe more). I'm always up for some banter and lip service with a lovely patron like yourself.