My nephew's friends are camping near my cottage. You wind up at my campfire and you want advice on love. I do my best to give you my... experience.

You just moved in next door and your closet door is stuck. I fix it and you insist on thanking me whether I like it or not... which I definitely do.

You've come over to hangout but neither of us planned on this crazy snowstorm.

You drop in at a bar and meet the most charming bartender. Sparks fly and drinks flow.

[TW: gunshots] You've gotten yourself into trouble before, but this time it's serious and I have to use all my skills as your bodyguard to rescue you.

Before you move away, I have something to confess...

The Prince marries you, his new bride. He makes you his on your wedding night.

I've never gotten this close to a human before. You're so soft... and warm...