You walk into a quiet section of a large store, and find me on my knees arranging items on the bottom shelf. Are you sure you don’t need anything?

I keep telling you, you can’t keep demon-summoning me over and over. Yes, I know you enjoy the time we spend together. The truth is... I do, too.

Want to know a secret? Promise me you won’t tell anyone. You see, there is just something about a man with a big, bushy beard that I find really sexy.

Your edgy vampire girlfriend is utterly in love with you and plans to make you immortal so she can be your mistress forever.

Your boss calls you into his office to discuss some discrepancies and gives you a few choices on how to move forward.

You've been doing so well at the gym. Your spirit is as much of a turn as your body. I can't keep my eyes off you in the mirror.

Your bratty housemate has a habit of taking your things; it's about time she faces the consequences.

All flights are grounded from a blizzard and I snag the last hotel room. But then you walk in, so I offer you my room. You suggest we split it.