Enjoy this little "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" movie date, where you can pop in the movie and watch it with me.

You've died, my brave soldier. I'm a goddess who can't let you be dragged down with the demon prince you sacrificed yourself to slay.

Why even try to do No Nut November this year? I'm desperate and begging you to please, just give us what we both want.

I can't wait to meet you in person at the carnival, but we're interrupted by something from another world.

I hope you're ready to surrender control. Mistress Wrath has morphed anger into sexual energy. She commands, takes, and doesn’t like disobedient pets.

Your hot-blooded Irish boyfriend gets protective. I'm not going to let that arsehole EVER hurt you again.

Returning from watching a sexy burlesque show riles us up for a hot time in the car in full view of passersby.

You were having trouble sleeping so you figured some self love would help... But something was different this time. This time, you accidentally summon