We just got home from a party and all I want to do is ruin you, but you're not in the mood for that. You have other ideas... the best ideas.

I'm your neighbor, and happen to be a subscriber to your site. I know you're trying raise money, and I want to help you get what you want.

Let's play a game.

Returning from watching a sexy burlesque show riles us up for a hot time in the car in full view of passersby.

I'm so glad you've joined me... I delight in looking at and pleasuring such a very, very good girl.

We've been soaking up the sun in the backyard for hours, how can I not get excited?

You may not have heard my voice before because I'm new here, but please just listen... I think you'll like what I have to say.

If your girlfriend was a day of the week, she'd be a Sunday with no plans. She's lounging in bed reading.