Hey babygirl? You've been in there for half an hour. There's no way you need to shower for that long.

I come home to find you playing with yourself without permission. Now you must be punished.

I love listening to erotic audio on my commute home. I play one of my favorite artists, but wait... I can still hear him, even with my headphones off.

I notice that this workout has gotten you quite... aroused. I think a different kind of workout is in order.

Okay, so maybe you aren't a cowboy, but you sure are one handsome city slicker. You wouldn't happen to have been looking for little ol' me would ya?

When your solo playtime goes a bit awry, a doctor steps in to lend a hand.

We may be frenemies but that doesn't mean people can talk bad about you.

It's your birthday, but you're upset because your date stood you up. I didn't expect this, but this is the night everything changes between us.