You're an older man I meet at the bar and we hit it off. You invite me home for and, though something in me questions it, I join you.

Baby, listen: you fuck me every day with your eyes, your stare, and your voice. You're all I need.

The library is closing and I want to relax with a naughty book. But students are still around. What do I do when I find a student moaning my name?

It's a dark and spooky night when this werewolf gets you alone. I possess you and mark you with my claws.

Are you here to apply for your Controlled Release Application Papers (CRAP)? Men may not achieve pleasure without it, so let's get you sorted.

A seductive song lures sailors who have lost their way. Cover your ears as you sail by, for the temptation will be too strong.

The others were for business (you're for pleasure).

A dragon girl kidnaps a human for ransom, but she didn't realize that princes are a thing and that they might be into curvy sexy dragons.