I'm in town visiting and now I'm being dragged to this family fun fair. Not the scene for a tattooed guy from the city. That is... until I met you.

We've known each other for a long time, but there are still a lot of things you don't know about me. Everything's about to change.

You suggested a bnb for our getaway, but I wanted to camp. I didn't know it would rain all day - how can I make it up to you?

I'm not going to be having any of your shit, intern. Learn your place and make yourself useful.

The battle has been won, but our lady knight has lost sight of her little wizard. Is this how the story ends or does their romance continue?

You've been an absolute brat all week. It's been a long time since you've made me angry, but today you've pushed me to the breaking point...

I overheard you talking to your bestie about something you wanted to try and now I'm tied to the bed...

Using a husband as my furniture. Silly and sweet and just a little bit mean.