I know that you might feel down on yourself right now, but I hope that you know you're not alone.

A cute goth girlfriend audio with all the sweet lovey-doveyness of a friends-to-lovers romcom.

[Parody] Meditation is great and all... but why not relax while you release *all* of this tension? Empty mind, empty balls. That's my motto.

I don't wanna go to work... let's just snuggle instead! 💕

Oh, baby. I woke up and you were already gone for the day. Well, I hope you don't mind that I leave you this little message.

Let's pause this movie, I have some fun bedroom ideas.

Daddy is hungry for his baby girl. When I get home, I'm going to lick you from one end to the other.

I love falling asleep next to you.