Stop what you're doing and take yourself out and obey me. Now.

[Parody] Meditation is great and all... but why not relax while you release *all* of this tension? Empty mind, empty balls. That's my motto.

Last year I made a post about my favorite fantasy... A recent interaction brought this back on my mind.

[Prostate Play] You've still got a bottle of nice liqueur left over from the holidays and your girlfriend has an idea of what you ought to do with it.

It was the first time I was on top. We giggled a bit and enjoyed it a lot.

You're my property and I can use you however I like. Now, be a good girl and let me put this leash on you.

Get your toys and I'll tell you what to do. An instructional audio featuring a butt plug, vibrator, and countdown to orgasm.

Your bratty housemate has a habit of taking your things; it's about time she faces the consequences.