I'm a regular at this restaurant because of you, not because of the food. I want to ask you out, but you keep avoiding me. Why?

We're exes, but I'm glad we've stayed friends. It's not weird for us to get drinks, but what happens tonight isn't the norm... or is it our new norm?

I've been edging you all day with a remote vibrator, but I booked a hotel room for you and now we're going to have some real fun.

A cuddly morning with you, my lovely girlfriend.

My gay friend joins us for the threesome you've been asking for. I hope you're ready for all the attention.

This movie is boring and we're in the middle of a heatwave. I have an idea on how to cool down.

Hun, it’s good news but it has... Agh, this isn’t coming out right, I’m sorry. Let me start over.

There's nowhere else I'd rather be than here with you. I'm going to take such good care of you.