After so long enjoying our routine he's finally come back home. We need to come up with a plan so I can ensure my duties to you are remain fulfilled.

I'm your neighbor, and happen to be a subscriber to your site. I know you're trying raise money, and I want to help you get what you want.

You've been an absolute brat all week. It's been a long time since you've made me angry, but today you've pushed me to the breaking point...

Did you seriously spend our anniversary dinner staring at another woman? We fight, you go to the couch, but decide to make your case at 3am.

You're too anxious to function, so your girlfriend decides to take matters into her own hands.

Your girlfriend has sleep issues, so you decide to lull her to sleep with some sensual persuasion

All fresh and clean from the shower and ready to get dirty again.

Your parents are staying with us and I'm losing my mind because we can't get a moment to ourselves.