You picked me up to fulfill your fantasy of your partner watching you hook up with a girl. Listen as her or the watcher.

Thick boys deserve some love. Let me show you how much I appreciate you!

I'm a journalist who interviews you after your set, and sexual tensions are high. Let's release some tension so we can get back to the interview.

(Comic insp) Since that woman woke up from a coma, your boyfriend is acting weird. While on a field mission and kicking ass, you bring it up to him.

If your girlfriend was a day of the week, she'd be a Sunday with no plans. She's lounging in bed reading.

You know how it's really hot right now, and you've been a bit stressed of late? Maybe a shower massage would help...

Your girlfriend comes in to see you still at your desk and drags you away for cuddles. You need to look after yourself and destress.

Now that our relationship is in the open, I have all I ever wanted.