I thought I was going to spend tonight alone, but I didn't know my son left his girlfriend here. I guess tonight won't be relaxing after all...

My son is passed out on the couch, and I'm trying to get some sleep too, but you have other plans.

Driving back from a business trip, I see you walking down the street alone. Hopefully if I give you a ride home we can behave ourselves this time...

It's your birthday, but you're upset because your date stood you up. I didn't expect this, but this is the night everything changes between us.

You're officially moved in to the apartment across from mine. It's going to be amazing having my best friend so close.

Assembling Ikea furniture turns into frustration, then a fight, and then pounding out our frustration with each other.