I'm a regular at this restaurant because of you, not because of the food. I want to ask you out, but you keep avoiding me. Why?

My son's home! You need to hide under the covers and be quiet. But, I can't stop you from doing what you want while you're under there.

Driving back from a business trip, I see you walking down the street alone. Hopefully if I give you a ride home we can behave ourselves this time...

Happy Birthday to me, you are the perfect gift.

You are brought before the Inquisitor's rebellious daughter and are offered a chance to escape and help your enslaved people at a heavy price.

I've been waiting forever to do your makeup, even longer to kiss you for the first time

You catch me drawing on private property, but I convince you to let me stay a little longer.

Daddy comes home to find you pleasuring yourself without permission. When little girls break the rules, they need to be disciplined.