We may be frenemies but that doesn't mean people can talk bad about you.

Let's play a game... If you can keep that book balanced on your head, you'll get a reward. If not, you'll be punished.

Words of comfort for starting a family. I'm there with you.

A travelling warrior stops to help you deal with some pesky barbarians. It turns out you're headed the same way.

Your edgy vampire girlfriend is utterly in love with you and plans to make you immortal so she can be your mistress forever.

Come by the fireplace and get some warm sweater snuggles as we fall asleep

Now that our relationship is in the open, I have all I ever wanted.

You walk into a quiet section of a large store, and find me on my knees arranging items on the bottom shelf. Are you sure you don’t need anything?

I know we have to rush to make those reservations, but I bought you something. Why don't you try them on?