You know you're my favorite girl. I'm healed, and so we should celebrate

You're car is stuck, and so you'll have to stay over...

I can never get enough of you.

Let's play a game.

The painting's all finished. Sorry it took so long. How can I make it up to you?

I knew you loved this suit. But we can take it off...

You call me late because you've had a nightmare. I know it's hard since we're in different places but we'll be together soon. In the meantime you need your sleep so I talk to through it and eventually we fall asleep still on the phone.

You've come over to hangout and maybe a little more but neither of us planned on this crazy snowstorm. Your car is completely stuck, and we've given up and headed to my place to get warmed up. Things indeed get very warm.

I teach you guitar, and other things.

I'm your neighbor, and happen to be a subscriber to your site.  I know you're trying raise money, and I want to help you get what you want.

I'm glad you want me as your personal assistant, but I'm not sure I'm qualified.  How do we figure this out?

I love going to office parties with you. Teasing you while you work the party in your short dress...you know what it does to me.  We can't keep our hands off each other on the cab ride home.  I don't think we'll even make it to the bed when we get home.

Your boyfriend always neglects you. I've come over to fix your guitar since he's too busy.

I'm home, baby, and I want to taste you.

We're barely speaking this morning after arguing all night. We need to get away. Remember what we did at the cottage?

This movie is boring and we're in the middle of a heatwave. I have an idea on how to cool down.

The new head librarian meets an intruiging regular patron.

You suggested a bnb for our getaway, but I wanted to camp. I didn't know it would rain all day - how can I make it up to you?

We have 4 levels of intensity that we use in bed. Tonight, you want a 4. Get ready.

You just left me a panicked voicemail. You watched a horror movie by yourself? Of course I'll come stay with you tonight. How could I say no?

I just arrived at home, only to find my girl is crazy angry and no matter I do she can't shake it off. Perhaps the best idea is to let her take it out on me.

You're so stressed. How can I get you to relax? How about a little game...

After so long enjoying our routine he's finally come back home. We need to come up with a plan so I can ensure my duties to you are remain fulfilled.

My son's home! You need to hide under the covers and be quiet. But, I can't stop you from doing what you want while you're under there.

I thought I was going to spend tonight alone, but I didn't know my son left his girlfriend here. I guess tonight won't be relaxing after all...

My son is passed out on the couch, and I'm trying to get some sleep too, but you have other plans.

Driving back from a business trip, I see you walking down the street alone. Hopefully if I give you a ride home we can behave ourselves this time...

My son's gone out again, and you sneak into the bathroom while I'm having a shower. You know, if we keep this up, one day we're going to get caught...

The next day, my son asks me to give you a ride home. Maybe this is an opportunity to talk about what happened between us.

It's 2:30 in the morning and you're still working away! If you come to bed, I'll give you a massage...

It's good to finally meet my son's girlfriend. He'll be out for a while running errands, why don't we get to know each other?

It's been such a crazy week that I totally forgot about Valentine's Day, so you decide to remind me who's in charge.

When I see some guy yelling at you as he drags you down the street, I step in, and find myself in a hard-luck country song of a situation.

You just started as my assistant, and I have to say, I really like you in this new position.

We overslept after a late night and I need to get to work, but you're not quite done with me yet...

We matched on a dating site, but we've lived next door for years. What are the odds? Want to come in for a drink?

I look forward to seeing you on every business trip, the receptionist with that beautiful smile and delicious body. The TV in my room is broken; maybe you could give me a hand?

I've come to pick you up after work and some asshole customer is abusing you. Nobody talks to my girl like that.

You're officially moved in to the apartment across from mine. It's going to be amazing having my best friend so close.

[TW: gunshots] You've gotten yourself into trouble before and I've always gotten you out of it. But this time it's serious, and I have to use all my skills as your bodyguard to rescue you.

We knew my... size issue might be a problem when we first started going out. On this sleepy rainy morning, I'm finally able to give you everything with some stretching, gentleness, and patience.

My nephew's friends are camping on the land near my cottage. You wind up at my campfire and apparently things aren't going well with you and the guy you came with. You ask for advice, and I do my best to give you my... experience.

You just recently moved into the house next door. Your closet door is stuck and you ask me to have a look. You insist on thanking me, whether I like it or not... which I most certainly do.

We've both been working so hard and so much that it's like we never see each other anymore... You've taken the day off and we need to make up for all that.

We've been friends for a long time, but tonight we've had quite a few drinks and things wind up getting very playful. We've always kept our platonic boundaries... until tonight.

We self isolated for 14 days, but then your parents came over and we had to quarantine again. We're at each other's throats. It's finally come to a head, and we take all our frustrations out on each other...

I'm at a hotel bar having an after-work drink. My co-worker tells me you're checking me out. After he leaves, you invite me over to your table.

You've been an absolute brat all week. It's been a long time since you've made me angry, but today you've pushed me to the breaking point...

We've been friends for a long time and you've just shown up at my door looking for some consolation after catching your boyfriend cheating on you. But we both discover that maybe our friendship runs deeper than we thought

Oh, you two broke up? I can't say I'm surprised. Come on, I'm going to take you home; I have something to tell you.

I just finished putting our new shelf together and now that we've been a little productive, it's Sunday. A rainy day nap would be perfect if you joined me.

We've been texting all day about a lunchtime quickie, but your mom decides to drop by. I think I know how we can improvise...

You said you like trying new things, so tonight I thought we could try something new...

Thanks for bringing me as your plus one for your office Christmas party. I always have a great time hanging out with you, but now the feelings we've had for each other are starting to show.

After all this time... you're ready for me to explore your *entire* body. On Christmas Eve

We just got home from a night out and you've been giving me that grin all night. I know you're in one of your moods. You want it rough tonight, don't you Baby?

We're at your company Christmas party and the girls you work with seem very intrigued with me and we get into a fight. We need to talk about this, like right now.

A freak blizzard comes through and all flights are grounded. I snag the last room in the one hotel in this town, but then you walk in. I can't let you sleep in the lobby so I offer you my room. You suggest we split it. Obviously this was a great idea.

I come home after a terrible day. You've been a total brat lately and I'm not in the mood today. But, unbeknownst to me, you made me a present. All you wanted was my attention and now I'm going you spoil you.

You've just released your first book and I'm so excited for you, but when a mutual friend calls to point out certain things in your story I realize some parts of it aren't entirely fictitious...

I head to my boss' house for dinner to discuss work, but the door is opened by the woman I've been seeing for the past month. Ah shit, I've been screwing my boss's daughter.

I was at a company party and got home late. You've been working so hard lately and I know you need sleep. So when you wake up, just cuddle in my arms and go back to sleep ♡

I've arrived at the pearly gates not knowing what to expect. Apparently, I've done some things that make you question my heavenly qualifications. Let's see if I can convince you.

Will there be a happy ending?

You've been staying at your parents for the past two weeks to help them out during Covid, but I miss you so much. It's hard being apart but during this particular Zoom call, we release some tension.

I'm a regular at this restaurant because of you, not because of the food. I want to ask you out, but you keep avoiding me. Why?

The fundraiser is today and I need you with me. The night goes well even with some hiccups, and we have a good time. The fun doesn't stop when we get home though.

We've been quarantined for more than two weeks and you're just two doors down. Why not come over to my apartment for a drink?

It's a busy morning in the office and you're getting the hang of things. After a day of meetings, I get home and learn a lot more about you.

It's a full moon and you actually showed up for our little game. This time, things are going to be a little different. You're in my domain and I'm not going to hold back this time.

We've been seeing each other for a while, but you always insist that we meet at this bench. I want to know why and why you don't want to take things further and it turns out you have a secret.

It's the morning after and the epic continues. We get you out of a bad place and bring you home to regroup. Revenge is coming...

We've known each other for a long time, but there are still a lot of things you don't know about me. Everything's about to change.

I'm in town visiting family and now I'm being dragged to this family fun fair. Not the scene for a tattooed guy from the city. That is... until I met you.

We're old friends and you just showed up at my door after your boyfriend hit you. After giving him a taste of his own medicine, I come back to take care of you. Nobody will ever hurt you again.

Your dad warned you about me because I'm trouble? Well, you're the one I'm catching stealing. Now, what will you do to keep me from telling on you?

Your girlfriends have tricked you into taking my class on how to be better a lover. At first, you all think this is bullshit, but it's not long before you realize that it's higher learning.

We usually meet elsewhere, but your roommate is away so you sneak me into your dorm. I don't need to tell you what would happen if we got caught.

You're going to take the plunge and go all the way with the guy you're dating. But you're nervous because you're scared you'll be awkward and screw something up. You come to me for advice and you know I'll do anything to help.

We got an app-controlled vibrator for you because we're long distance. I've been edging you all day, but I booked a hotel room for you and now we're going to have some real fun.

I notice hickeys on your neck when we're finally able to get together. I'm jealous and ask you what you see in that other guy. Turns out you like it rough. Really rough. I can do that too, trust me.

Your parents are staying with us and I'm losing my mind because we can't get a moment to ourselves.

It's finally Friday and I've already closed, but you roll into my shop with a broken down car. There are people waiting ahead of you, but you're very persuasive.

It's been a while since I've seen you. You're still so shy... oh wait. No, you're not shy at all, are you?

You're my property and I can use you however I like. Now, be a good girl and let me put this leash on you.

Assembling Ikea furniture turns into frustration, then a fight, and then pounding out our frustration with each other.

My twin brother makes a surprise visit. Care to take us both on? (A twist ending)

We're tipsy after going to a party and we can't keep our hands off each other. You're not ready for more, and that's ok. I love you all the same.

I just moved to the suburbs and everyone's nice, but boring. But you're different.

We're staying with your parents but you can't wait until we get home. With you pressed against me while we're in bed, I can't resist anymore.

I know it's a rainy morning, but it's time to wake up. We have plans, but I could be convinced to stay in bed a little longer...

You're throwing a birthday pool party and you just asked me, your older family friend, if you can use my washroom. I live closer to the pool, after all.

We just got home from a party and all I want to do is ruin you, but you're not in the mood for that. You have other ideas... the best ideas.

I know we have to rush to make those reservations, but I bought you something. Why don't you try them on?

Morning. Last night was great. Are you leaving already? I don't want you to go just yet.

It's the full moon tonight. You need to leave before it's too late and I become a werewolf. I won't be able to control myself once I change.

We're exes, but I'm so glad we've stayed good friends. It's not unusual for us to go out for drinks, but what happens tonight is... not the norm... or is it our new norm?

You're the shy student in my class who has a present for me for my birthday. While talking to you after class, I find out that you're not as shy as I thought.

You're amazing to spar with and we're great friends. But today you're pissed off because every time we fight, I always hold back a little. You've invited me over to your place to talk about it to get to the bottom of it.

I'm going to make my baby girl pleasure herself for me... and knowing that she likes a little pain with her pleasure, I make sure to give her just enough of both.